5 Types of Nigerians You’ll Meet On Dating Apps

If you have any dating App on your phone you should be able to relate to this 1 min


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In case you don’t know, dating apps in these parts of the world are for everything except finding love. On an average day in the deep trenches of apps like Tinder, you’re bound to stumble across different types of candidates for your love. Read on to find out the different types of people you can find on dating apps in Nigeria. Maybe you’ll discover yourself in one of them.

  1. 1 The stalkers

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    Once you swipe right, these people have begun an in-depth investigative process into your case. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn, MySpace, nowhere is safe. They already know your date of birth, middle name, favourite ice cream flavour, and your mother’s maiden name before you finish saying hi.



  2. 2 The people looking for marriage

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    These people lean a bit too hard on TInder’s capabilities. Right off the bat, they already indicate in their bios that they want God-fearing, 30+, financially stable men only who must be ready for marriage. Right from the first text, they ask you how many kids you want and what their names are. Fear them.



  3. 3 The scammers

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    These ones are the most obvious set. I mean, why would anyone raise a brow at Samantha, a very white, very Caucasian woman at Abule-Egba, Lagos State, who is also coincidentally CEO at Unemployed.



  4. 4 The Creeps

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    You can easily find out who the creep is from their profile photos. Probably taken from a lower angle, like an African parent, giving you a nice view of his nostril's hair. They send you unsolicited dick pics and tell you that you have a nice fisik.

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  5. 5 Those seeking friendship

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    It is not surprising that some people on dating apps are just seeking friendship. They don't want commitment and are not interested in the long-term, intimate relationship.




  1. Are you on any dating app? Which of this group of people have you had most experience with?

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    1. The stalkers
    2. The scammers
    3. Those seeking friendship
    4. The people looking for marriage
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