If you think you can enter the Lagos dating scene empty-handed and come out with a successful relationship, that is a very big lie. Before you enter that warzone, here are 5 important things you must carry with you.
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1 Pankere.
This one is to flog that person who ghosted you after one date where you thought you both had a genuine connection. They’re most likely the first person you will jam in the Lagos dating scene. Flog that bastard with all your strength.
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2 Scanner.
This is necessary so you can detect the man who will be fortunate from the one that will be unfortunate. Given how the Lagos dating scene is, both the fortunate and the unfortunate have mixed together and it can be hard to know who is who.
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3 Anointing oil.
This is for spiritual guidance so you can choose the bone of your bone. You might say that you don’t believe in spiritual things, but let me tell you, even a time-waster can disguise as the love of your life. Please take my advice, I have been there and I know how it feels.
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4 Broom.
Oh yes, there will be witches and wizards in the Lagos dating scene. You might need to carry out impromptu deliverance oh.
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5 Panadol.
One thing is sure in the Lagos dating scene: headache. Even someone that you did not date will give you headache. Abeg, enter that battle ground armed with all your medicine.
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Pankere.
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Scanner.
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Anointing oil.
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Broom.
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Panadol.
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