You’ve been wanting a friend for a while now, but don’t know how to make one? Well, here is how to make friends.
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1 Steal someone else’s friends
Some people have already done the dirty work of helping people become perfect friends. Just wait for the perfect opportunity and strike. Why make your own friends when you can steal someone else’s.
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2 Manifest
Socialising is quite difficult, plus you rarely have the time or the money to actually attend events and social functions. Manifesting, however, takes less time and money. Instead of going out to meet people, sit indoors and daydream or manifest the kind of friend you want.
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3 Blood covenant
Grab the people you think you would make good friends with, and then carry them to your local Babalawo so you can get a blood covenant. The covenant should state that anyone that wants to stop being friends will experience great misfortune. That done, you have friends for life.
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4 Buy them
They say everything has a price, so it is quite possible you can find friends for hire. It might set you back by some amount of money, but the goal is friends, and you would have achieved that.
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5 Complain about the country
What better way for people to come together as one than through suffering and sorrow? One of the greatest uniters of people is a common and shared pain. You can tweet about how the price of garri has gone up, and people will comment. A conversation is struck and then you have a friend for life.
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Steal someone else’s friends
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Manifest
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Blood covenant
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Buy them
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Complain about the country
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