1 When your make-up artist is testing you a day before and burns your lips
People of God cry with me
2 When you wake up and discover you’re on your period
What the fuck?
3 When your junior sister says she can’t find the gold jewelry she kept for you
Where mummy see this one?
4 When your husband-to-be is nowhere to be found on the wedding day
Hope this nigga is not about to bail on me?
5 When you’re putting on your wedding dress and you hear a tear sound
I'm finished today o!
6 When you’re on your way to church and the car spoils
My enemies on this one.
7 When your bridesmaids start calling you that they can’t make it
This is betrayal.
8 When your husband comes late and now forgets the ring again
See mumu husband oh!
9 When your dad comes late for your wedding
Just disappear from here, sir!