If you are a student of the UniBen, then here are some things you definitely understand how they work. They are not new to you, and you are not new to them.
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1 Shouting don’t pour when you want to cross the gutter in the hostel
If you enter the hostel and you want to cross under the gutter, you better shout with all of your might “don’t pour” if not, Santana pot that someone soaked for three days might be the next thing to land on your head. If water is inside the pot pours on your body, there is nothing you can do. Don’t even try shouting because it won’t solve anything. Just go and have your bath before the smell will soak inside your body.
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2 Walking from the main gate to bank road
Someone thought it was a good idea to move the buses from the car park at the main gate, to the park on bank road. One might even want to call that person wicked, but that person is the VC and you want to graduate. Imagine all the trekking you would do if you live on 19th street.
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3 The Sun
Rumour has it that UniBen has a separate sun from the rest of Benin. Don’t believe me? Check your weather map before and after you leave the school. The place is hot unnecessarily. It makes me wonder, maybe UniBen is Nigeria’s portal to hellfire. In fact, maybe UniBen is hell.
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4 Shot put
Oh, you think UniBen has enough money and time to teach the actual shot put sport? LMAO
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5 Lack of network
The school probably made a deal with internet providers just because they wanted us to suffer. Why else does the network almost completely disappear when in school? Especially when you get to faculty??? Now, you’re actually forced to listen to your lecturers in class. Do they think that’s what we came to school for???
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Shouting don’t pour when you want to cross the gutter in the hostel
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Walking from the main gate to bank road
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The Sun
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Shot put
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Lack of network
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