If you think your parents gave birth to you because they actually love you that much, you should think again. This post exposes the untold reasons for Nigerian parents’ desire for children.
We have no cause to lie to you.
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1 So that people will not say they don’t have children.
For real, Nigerian parents are not concerned that people will say they lack every other thing. Children are where they draw the line. They don’t want people to call them by their first name. They want to be Mummy and Daddy of So-so.
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2 So that they can boast without being asked.
Nigerian parents want to use their children to earn bragging rights. It’s why they shout at you when you say you’re working online or from home. How will they announce to the general public that their son or daughter finished with a strong 2:1, has a Masters, a Ph.D., and is now a Doctor of Medicine at LUTH?
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3 So they can have an unpaid househelp.
You, in heaven: I’m coming to this world to enjoy my life.
Your Nigerian parents: Heavenly Father, we thank you for the gift of a household that does not require monetary compensation.
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4 So they can have a powerless party to vent all their frustrations on.
Nigerian parents will be insulted by touts, policemen, bosses, yet they will keep quiet. But let them get home and see that you’re too happy with the food you are eating.
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5 So they can practice their pastoral aspirations on someone who will not accuse them of being unspiritual.
Did they even born you well to say that their prayers are not scriptural? You will chop unscriptural flogging, my dear.
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So that people will not say they don’t have children.
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So that they can boast without being asked.
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So they can have unpaid househelp.
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So they can have a powerless party to vent all their frustrations on.
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So they can practice their pastoral aspirations on someone who will not accuse them of being unspiritual.
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