Honestly, they don’t teach people how to be a conductor in school because you’d be unstoppable, a potential supervillain and you might even unlock hidden parts of your brain. We decided to share this knowledge because you deserve it.
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1 Ridiculous parkour skills
You could even parkour your way out of traffic, I am jealous. Do you know how conductors hop on and off buses at any time? Imagine if you had that? Spiderman no does reach that one.
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2 Megaphone voice
Wouldn’t life be great if people always heard what you said loudly? Will people start to avoid you? Yes, but that’s not the point. Best of all, when you call all those delivery guys to explain your address, as usual, they can’t claim that they didn’t hear you.
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3 Singlets as a fashion choice
Personally, I feel like no one should wear this but okay. The only other set of people that have been able to do this are Igbo men. So, imagine your power, I am shaking in my boots.
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4 Ability to make friends
You and your new friends hanging out. Y’all are always complaining about how hard it is to make friends as adults, well conductors have mastered it. Of course my friends, I mean LASTMA officials and thugs. So, do with that what you must.
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5 Good grip
I don’t know where your mind went to, but that's not what I meant sha. Cleanse your mind.
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Ridiculous parkour skills
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Megaphone voice
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Singlets as a fashion choice
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Ability to make friends
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Good grip
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