Childbirth is no walk in the park, as anyone who has endured it will confess, but if you ask some Nigerian men, they’ll swear it’s as easy as passing gas.
So, since Nigerian men seem to know so much about giving birth, we think it is time women passed the baton to them, and we’ve listed four reasons why men should consider taking it.
1 It’s the ultimate sign of love
What better way to show your woman you love her than getting pregnant and giving the beautiful babies that will almost definitely look more like her than they do you. Then to top it off, let the child take her last name like you weren’t involved at all. Isn’t that so romantic?
2 No issues of paternity fraud
Based on statistics that Nigerian men constantly pull out of their asses, it’s been said that Nigeria has the largest cases of paternity fraud in the world. If men carry the babies, they would never have to worry about who the real father of the baby is. Problem solved.
3 Another chance to show off your strength
Nigerian men pride themselves on being hyper-masculine, and strength is the ultimate sign of masculinity. We all know women exaggerate just how painful childbirth is, so this would be a perfect opportunity to show women just how strong they are compared to them.
4 Women will finally shut up
Women are always complaining about simple things like breastfeeding, morning sickness, hormonal changes, and the rest. Once men take on these things with the ease they take on everything else, women will finally see that they were just exaggerating.
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It’s the ultimate sign of love
No issues of paternity fraud
Another chance to show off your strength
Women will finally shut up