Below here are seven perks of being a single person;
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1 You get constant supply of Vitamin P
P stands for Peace. You don't have to stand by the window at 3 am just because you are wondering if someone is cheating on you. You are not interested in anyone and nobody is interested in you, Peace.
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2 Buying new underwears is a choice not an obligation
If you like, have just one boxer/panties. It is only you and your eyes that'll be seeing it, you have nobody to complain or make you feel uncomfortable about it. Save money plzzzz.
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3 You spend all your money alone
This is an additional advantage for people who are naturally stingy. You don't have to think of anybody else other than you. Eat all your money away!
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4 You become rich quickly
Aside from the fact that you spend all your money alone, you can save. Dangote started small, yours can start by saving that 2k you could have used to take Uber each time you want to visit boo.
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5 Your skin glows differently
Being single is like a skincare routine. No argument, no tears, no headache, and all other drama that comes with relationships. Just wake up, eat, and sleep in konji-tude.
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6 You can flirt in peace
If you love to flirt, you don't need a relationship, you can try being in an entanglement or just stay single.
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7 No waste of body count
Your body remains the temple of God till further notice.
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No waste of body count
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You can flirt in peace
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Your skin glows differently
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You become rich quickly
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Buying new underwears is a choice not an obligation
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