Annoying Words Nigerians Should Stop Saying To Slim (Skinny) Ladies

Dear Nigerians, please stop saying these words to slim ladies. 1 min


0

Being a slim lady in Nigeria is a different ballgame entirely. From walking on the street and hearing, lepa shandy, Modella, to friends saying they wish to be in your shoes, the list is endless. However, people don’t understand that some words are annoying and derogatory. To them, it’s all jokes and compliments but to a slim lady, it’s annoying.

  1. 1 You’ll add weight when you get married


    Mummies and aunties are guilty of this. They’ll start telling stories of how slim they were before marriage. They say men like meat, not bones. What if I decide not to get married?



  2. 2 I don’t date slim ladies

    2.gif

    This is the definition of nonsense and ingredients. Dear Nigerian men, who forced you to date a slim lady? Go for your spec, please.



  3. 3 I wish to be like you


    You won’t pray to be slim if you understand the struggles. Clothes of about 7 years ago still fit you. You don’t shop for new clothes because none fits unless a tailor adjusts it. Your hands are too tiny for bracelets. You feel cold often. Even if you eat a bucket of burgers, you still won’t get fat. Only God knows if my ring size exists in the market.  



  4. 4 You don’t need to exercise


    Who gave Nigerians the idea that being slim means being healthy? When you even try light stretches, they’ll say, don’t break into two ooo! Thanks for the unsolicited advice.

    Advertisements


  5. 5 I can carry you with one finger


    This is the highest height of rudeness. People assume slim ladies don’t have weight. They forget that you have more bones and weight than some fat people.



  6. 6 Don’t you eat?


    Please stop asking this question. Obviously, a man can’t live without food but slim people have a higher metabolism rate. We eat but we don’t know where it goes and that’s not our fault. Deal with it.



  1. Are you slim. If yes which among the list is most annoying to you?

    tenor_42.gif

    Get entertained viewing funny Memes on  MemesNG App.

    You can also follow this discussion on all our social media  @MemesNG handles to tell us which among the list you did most  or missed doing. 

    Join us let's build the No.1 Meme Community in Nigeria together.

    1. Don’t you eat?
    2. You’ll add weight when you get married
    3. You don’t need to exercise
    4. I can carry you with one finger
    0 votes
    Share Your Result
Advertisements


Like it? Share with your friends!

0

What's Your Reaction?

Angry Angry
2
Angry
CRY CRY
2
CRY
Nice Nice
1
Nice
Dislike Dislike
0
Dislike
LOL LOL
6
LOL
OMG OMG
5
OMG
Great Great
4
Great

0 Comments

Wait! Before anything else..

Choose A Format
Story
Formatted Text with Embeds and Visuals