There are men, and there are alpha males. One of the easiest ways for people to identify you as an alpha male is for you to do these four things.
1 Never use an umbrella
Alpha males allow rain to flog them like someone that stole meat from the market. It is emasculating for any real alpha male to walk around with an umbrella. If you get a cold, remind the cold of who you are, and watch it disappear. Even colds recognise alphas.
2 Chapstick is your worst enemy
How can an alpha male have moisturized lips? The more cracked your lips, the stronger of an alpha you are. This is because the cracked lips represent the difficult roads you have gone through to come out strong.
3 The ashier the knees, the better
Moisturizer is such a feminine trait. Everyone knows that alpha males don’t moisturize their knees. Moisturized knees is a sign of weakness.
4 Only know how to cook noodles
Cooking is an important life skill, but back in the day, alphas did not cook. Now, however, since you are a progressive man and you realise that everyone needs to know how to cook, you must have perfected the art of making noodles.
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Never use an umbrella
Chapstick is your worst enemy
The ashier the knees, the better
Only know how to cook noodles