Ladies, the world has advanced past the need for women who are not Alpha Females. Take charge or go home. Aspire to kpekere. That’s the new world order.
But first who is an Alpha Female? In simple terms, she is fierce, busy, powerful, and eats challenges as food. These 5 checks will tell if you are an Alpha Female.
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1 If people refer to you as ‘Sir’ on the phone.
Ah, you made the cut. Men think you are one of them. Welcome to the Alpha side of life.
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2 Do you have high heels?
Hmm, my dear. The Association of Alpha Women, Ojuelegba chapter, have rejected your application oh. How can you hope to be Alpha in high heels? Where are your Timberland boots? Hide your face abeg.
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3 Are you rocking lowcut?
Alpha oh-oh-oh, Alpha! Alpha you don win oh, Alpha! Patapata you go win forever, Alpha.
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4 Do you wear eyelashes?
You do? Oya leaves here with those eyelashes. Do you think Alpha Females have time for fancy appendages of beauty?
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5 Do you live in a house you paid for?
If yes, please sit down, let us bring you the registration packet for Alpha women. We see you and we bow in your presence.
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If people refer to you as ‘Sir’ on the phone.
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Do you have high heels?
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Are you rocking lowcut?
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Do you wear eyelashes?
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Do you live in a house you paid for?
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