10 Lies Nigerians Tell

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In case you’ve not noticed, Nigerians have PhD in lying. Lots of PhDs, there are some people who are professors in the arts of lying, but we will leave that conservation for another day.

Anyway, below is the list of the common lies Nigerians tell. Don’t lie, we know you must have told at least half of them in your lifetime. Ole ni everybody.

  1. 1 “I’m already on the bike.”


    When they are still at home.



  2. 2 “Hello? Hello? Ah, this network is bad o.”


    Mostly when it's time to pay back their debts.



  3. 3 “It’s not even the stolen iPhone X that pained me. It’s my SIM card.”


    You mean the free Glo Sim Card? Will you keep quite.



  4. 4 “Your clothes will be ready next week.”


    The trademark lie of Nigerian tailors.



  5. 5 “I’m not even pained by the break-up. I just want to know who they are dating now.”


    Just say you are pained, we will understand.



  6. 6 “I used to come first back then in secondary school.”


    Nigerian parents on this one, they always take the first postion.

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  7. 7 “Oga, climb the bike. I sabi the place well-well.”


    Hausa bike riders when they’re about to ‘lost’ you.



  8. 8 “We’ll just cuddle, nothing more.”


    That's how some of our girls started cuddling pregnancy.



  9. 9 “It will not come out in the exam.”


    That is how they whole class ended up failing.



  10. 10 “I am not aware of any Social Media Bill.”


    The role model we all look up to.



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    1. “I’m already on the bike.”
    2. “Hello? Hello? Ah, this network is bad o.”
    3. “It’s not even the stolen iPhone X that pained me. It’s my SIM card.”
    4. “Oga, climb the bike. I sabi the place well-well.”
    5. “Your clothes will be ready next week.”
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