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4 Ways To Leave Nigeria Before It Ends You

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Waking up every day as a Nigerian living in Nigeria is an excruciating experience,we have come up with a few realistic ways you can get out of this country before this country finishes you.

  1. 1 Jazz


    Yes, you heard us correctly. You may be afraid to contact the jazzmen in your village so your village people don’t ruin your plans, but thanks to technology, you can now find them on Instagram. Be ready to pay oh; we hear they don’t come cheap.



  2. 2 Dreaming


    What better way to get to your dream country than actually dreaming about it every night. Stare at pictures of the Canadian flag, keep doing this till you get the desired effect.



  3. 3 Night Bus


    In case you’re not a dreamer, the night bus is your next best bet. Take the bus going out of Nigeria, go to the nearest park and ask for whatever bus is leaving Nigeria. 




  4. 4 Aladdin’s Magic Carpet


    Go to the nearest call center and tell them to link you to Aladdin.  Don’t tell them why you are calling him sha, so they don’t chance you. When you reach him, beg him to borrow you his carpet because your life depends on it. We hope he says yes.

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    1. Aladdin’s Magic Carpet
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    3. Dreaming
    4. Jazz
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