You’ve just heard of ‘Wolf of Wall Street’, a movie about a young and successful business mogul and you go to Waploaded to download it. The opening credits are rolling when your mom walks in and says “Ah ah, Femi, let me join to watch this film since they’re just starting”
You’ve not gone too far into the movie and now Leonardo DiCaprio is about to do something nasty. You’re sitting there hoping it’s nothing more than kissing but he has other plans.
Here are all the stages you go through:
God, please I hope they’re not about to do what I think they’re about to do. Please let them just kiss and go. Please God, I’m begging you. Please.”
They’ve finished offing cloth now. You know it’s going to happen. You sit there in silence plotting your escape or having the thought of fast forwarding the movie or just stand up and walk out. You glance at your mother and she’s looking straight ahead at the screen.
3 Complete awkwardness
You didn’t stand up to fast forward the movie, now they’re moaning, screaming, changing positions and you’re just there hoping for the ground to swallow you up. You scratch your head, shuffle your feet but deep inside you are dying.
Now Leonardo DiCaprio is doing too much. You must stand up and get out of there. Just say something like “Oh shit I left something on fire” and japa
Nothing happened pls. Let’s focus on the rest of the movie. Everyone is dressed now.
Mean while deep down you know you’re going to watch the movie again. But this time, alone.
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